do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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