my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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