Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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