New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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