The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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