Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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