So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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