I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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