i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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