We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
