is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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