i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Randomize
