And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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