Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
another moral hangover. fuck.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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