just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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