worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
