i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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