Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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