Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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