We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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