...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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