If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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