1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I wish I could teleport
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
soo... how was my night?
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