Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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