Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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