walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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