Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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