So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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