Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My feet surprised me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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