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she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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