What a fucking waste of an outfit
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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