I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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