all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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