fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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