wat bout pragnant strippers??
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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