Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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