Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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