Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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