I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
