Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
