Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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