You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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