I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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