we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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