just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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