The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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