You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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