So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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