too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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