Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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