There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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