I don't think brook has ever known best
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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