is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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