I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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