it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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