AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
